He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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