I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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