You're completely useless in the revolution.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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