im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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