I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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