Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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