Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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