what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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