I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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