Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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