Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'm sobbing to NWA
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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