I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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