He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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