We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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