My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I am available for nakedness
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