i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
people are starting to question the shark bite story
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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