it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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