is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Green mimosas i think yes
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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