just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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