It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
