i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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