STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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