we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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