I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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