u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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