just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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