Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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