There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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