this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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