you guys were way drunker than both of me
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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