I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
BRING THE BAGELS
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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