I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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