What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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