I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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