I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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