hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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