She announced her abortion via fbk
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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