I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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