East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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