i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm drive I can fine osifer
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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