i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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