Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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