Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You can't just leave with hair like that
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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