like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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