he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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