their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
We don't watch enough power rangers
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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