That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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