All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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