Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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