The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
